look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage
We just got our yearbooks and these are my fav quotes
I KEPT THINKING I HAD A FAVORITE AND THEY JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER
senior quotes are the new text post
In 30 years, kids as young as 6 or 7 will be sitting in classrooms hearing that women didn’t always have the rights to their own bodies and how boys couldn’t marry boys and girls couldn’t marry girls and they’re going to be as confused and disturbed as when we first learned about slavery and Black Codes.
THIS IS LITERALLY MY POINT WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO ARGUE THIS STUFF WITH ME
My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.
I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights
somebody gets it.
skills i have mastered
- not texting back
- painting my nails like a blind pre-schooler
- sleeping a lot
- being single
Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please
Seller: I dont understand
Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain
those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes
I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETY
THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE
THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERS
THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAU
BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSE
AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEAN
HOUSES ARE SO COOL
Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.
SOMEONE SAID IT